I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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