Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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