Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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