I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
They have beer where we have blood.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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