Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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