when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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