Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize