I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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