Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
