I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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