I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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