you didnt know i had herpes?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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