Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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