She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
