Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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