Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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