think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Farmville is her only friend.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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