: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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