I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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