It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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