i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
