there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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