3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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