your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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