There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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