oh god the rape fog is back!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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