HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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