don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
