So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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