I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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