There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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