apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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