I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
