I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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