Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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