I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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