you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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