I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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