Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Farmville is her only friend.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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