Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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