Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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