About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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