Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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