I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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