For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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