It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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