The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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