you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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