whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize