My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!