He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.