make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
