i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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