i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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